Brandon

Brandon is caring, funny, and unpredictable. Brandon will be kind and nice but sadly nobody asks him out.
so if you see a single Brandon out there take him before anyone else!

Hey Brandon! I like your shoes.

by OfficialGlobalDictionary August 27, 2022

william brandon

The coolest guy you will ever meet. He has a very large meat and fucks a lot of bitches. He is the shit and girls want to masterbate when they see him.

that guy is totally a William brandon

by deron baker January 22, 2017

Daddy Brando

One with a large cock. Gets all the women he wants. Always the hottest guy at your school

I want to have anal with that DADDY BRANDO.

by Legit gamer grill April 26, 2017

Lesco Brandon

It's fake name given to unsuspecting PA announcers, newspapers, etc. that makes people chuckle. It sounds like "Let's Go Brandon," itself a term that is synonymous with "Fuck Joe Biden," the United States President.

"Lesco Brandon, your order's ready. Lesco Brandon, your order is ready."

by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021

Big Black Brandon

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.

I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.

by ConfusingLemon February 23, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!

Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?

by John Dingleman November 9, 2010