Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

The newest book by the Pro-hate author Ann Coulter.

Are you picking up the book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans"? No I actually live in the real world.

by Blarg07 October 22, 2007

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

Brainstream

Brainstream: ber-ayn ster-eem

Brainstream is when the mind has various multiple thoughts that begin to find connections within each, therefore each thought is in conjunction with the other and instead of just separated thoughts, they all began to flow together creating a "stream"

Currently my mind is thinking of birds and how they fly, their wings carry them and use their tail to change directions. Planes fly but they use aerodynamics and their wings have to be at a certain degree inorder to maintain flight, but not everything with wings can fly, ostriches don't fly, but they can run really fast, Usain Bolt is the fastest runner in the world, Bolt is from Jamaica, they have beautiful reggae, Bolts of lightening you see for only a split second, split seconds can determine a winner in races, race cars spelt forwards and backwards is the same, is the opposition of the same, opposite? Asking questions can sometimes be better than receiving answers.

I've just had a 5 minute brainstream that started with birds and ended with a question..

by Abstract Minds October 3, 2011

cooter brains

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain

he was drunker than cooter brains.

by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007

Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.

did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!

by georgeoo July 6, 2006

scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

by Checkmeat October 7, 2016