boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!

by TheNomster November 9, 2011

jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

by the real syd April 19, 2019

boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004

Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.

Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."

by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006

Corona Boner

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Boner downer

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

by bobby_915 February 20, 2011