real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020

Toxic Boomer

A toxic person, belonging to the demographically large generation born between the end of WWII and the mid-1960s.

Omg, Trump is such a toxic boomer!
I'm tired of your negativity, you two toxic boomers!

by wildlifeguard July 21, 2020

Breastplate Boomer

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.

Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.

by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021

Baton Rouge Boomerang

when a man cums into a girl's mouth, and then lies on his back while she squats over his mouth and takes a shit into it. He ingests the cum-shit mixture. If performed to completion, he will "boomerang" the cum-feces mixture back to her mouth in the form of vomit.

I met a lil' slut from Livingston Parish, she loves the ole Baton Rouge Boomerang

by Reginaldsquiveringmember May 15, 2016

pocket full of boomerangs

A skinny woman with wide pointy hips.

That woman is very pretty, however her hips look like she has a pocket full of boomerangs.

by mr. stress October 25, 2017

Boomers

The people who blame everything on millenials and gen z, and have no respect for the younger generations. Most boomers at least. Some are nice people and others are fucktards.

Boomers be like: Back in my day depression was great! now depression is just for losers!

Lil Timmy: But grandma, arent you the one responsible for the giant fucking hole in the ozone layer?

Boomer: No... that is your generation's fault!

Lil timmy: how is that possible it has been around for longer than i have!

Boomer: its because of your phone!

Lil timmy: grandma i dont have a phone remember? The economy is so messed up because of you that were all too poor to buy a phone!

Boomer: back in my day the economy was great! now its destroyed becayse of you millenials.

Lil timmy: Grandma youre responsible for the messed up economy nowadays.. not the millenials.

Boomer: you voted for trump!

Lil timmy: no i didnt! im 7 years old.

Boomer: oh well its not my problem.

Lil timmy: i hate you grandma

Boomer: and i hate you too Jimmy.

Lil timmy: its timmy not jimmy

Boomer: okay Jimmy.

by Alexander the Great 412 November 8, 2019

boomers

a slang term for hullucinagenic mushrooms containing psilocybin

where dem boomers at?

by Caine April 21, 2003