Boochebag

Someone whom you consider close, but by the same token is a total douchebag.

Person 1: I just broke up with Hannah.

Person 2: You only dated for 2 days!

Person 1: I know, she just wasn't hot enough.

Person 2: You're my boochebag.

by lovablegeek March 15, 2014

Bonehead

A clean room wafer monkey who makes continuous unnecessary brainless errors in the workplace usually between the hours of 7 pm and 7 am.

The bonehead has only gone and loaded the wrong furnace again.

by Bonehead#1 August 7, 2015

Bencheck

A vile, ill-intentioned virtual mutation of spellcheck which actively replaces correctly spelled words with irrelevant ones in order to ruin the coherency of any given sentence.

Kimberley - "Bencheck is tuning my life."

"*Ruining"
Bruce - "Turn off your auto-correct or your phone'll just keep benchecking you until everyone thinks you're a stupid dick."

by Brick Stiff June 8, 2018

Banchee

a weird bitch, weird asfk.

you a banchee bitch.

by preshaaa1 March 19, 2020

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

botched

Botched is a alternative word for fixed, first said by grant hall but pioneard by matthew brasier

Guy: omg the lights broke
Girl: here's a light bulb

Guy: botched

by the master of small cars May 12, 2011

Bonch

A womans vagina, here secret temple, poontang, pusssy, etc

The dude is acting like a bonch.

by crackcrackcriggidtycrack November 5, 2006