the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

Turning a blind eye

To knowingly refuse to acknowledge something which you know to be real.

Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.

by melonalemon July 3, 2011

justice is blind

This expression means that justice is impartial and objective. There is an allusion here to the Greek statue for justice, wearing a blindfold so as not to treat friends differently from strangers, or rich people better than the poor ones.

No matter who you are, you must respect the law. Justice is blind!

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.

Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020

smell blind

Suffering from the lack of olfaction, or an absence of the ability to smell. Having anosmia.

"Mama, I can't smell anymore!"
"Why son, you've gone smell blind!"

by Marshall0709 February 9, 2008

Love is blind

1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.

Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.

by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013