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bobness

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie
your just a bobness you!!
by allen jamieson April 21, 2005
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bob

1 bob is cool.
2 yes
by fartblaster600 March 14, 2022
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Bobbed

When it all gets too much for you and you create a poo fountain in your pants . Leaving a foul smell and brown stains.
I bobbed myself
by Massive22 March 25, 2018
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BOB

1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert
1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?
by Keegster April 28, 2003
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Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.
I glow with a powerful Bobness.
by Colony October 14, 2003
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A Bob

a breakfast on a bun found out the best resteraunt in the world from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. sometimes referred to as the b.o.b. (bee oh bee) but thats not what it is. it is sausage egg and cheese or sometimes bacon. it rules
John: Dude its 4 in the morning yet im so starving

William: Dude lets go get a bob at whataburger
by JohnnnnnnnnnnnnR January 17, 2008
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BOB

Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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