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Blundershoes

A word describing a confusing situation, or something that is so confusing it makes other words around it confusing.
I have no idea what the hell she just said...Her train of thought is very blundershoes...
by PoeticChaos(sam) May 6, 2006
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Blundstones

What lesbians rock to compensate for their celibacy misery.
Kayla: "I don't understand why butch lesbian partners ditch their bras and cut their hair really short to resemble a man". "They walk around acting macho, proudly displaying their blundstones which compliment their shorts and flannelette shirts". "Isn't the whole idea of being a lesbian was that their not keen on balls and dick, so why do they own a dildo?".

Marciano: "They're definitely queer man". "They should impose sanctions against lesbians purchasing dildos, that will teach them a lesson!".
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blunderbuss

a gargantuan obese slab of fat/lard, located specifically on a girl, sometimes boy. often described as a paunchy whale. a blunderbuss is often found drunk in the hottub, at the mall trying to pick up boys, at the back of shows trying to be "scene", (you can always find it eating in any situation including these i have described), a blunderbuss will also buy shit from bands it has never heard of and then later say they hate the band. a blunderbuss is very very very very ugly/fat/fake/emo. he/she will cut themselves and take pix of it and put it on myspace to look "cool". she, i mean it, will take any guy or girl he/she can get. EVEN IF THE GUY IS FROM GEORGIA AND THE BLUNDERBUSS LIVES IN MICHIGAN!!! usually a blunderbuss will think its the shit and think everyone else is below them.
so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =
a blunderbuss looks like voluptuous whale.

or this...
itwont let me put pix so just search blunderbuss on photobucket =
by pce nukka January 12, 2009
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bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.
by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006
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Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.
Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."
by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010
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bludo

hey moose...bludo bruss
by bradley mccoll July 24, 2007
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Blunda

I'll put you unda in one blunda, on the mic.
by Khristabrewster is gay. December 14, 2009
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