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Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body
Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011
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To bidet

A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"
by Peter bidet February 4, 2019
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Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020
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Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue
Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.
by Brendones November 13, 2025
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Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
by Q tron15 August 26, 2021
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Hotlanta Bidet

When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.
Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."
by pv04 February 20, 2024
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Buddy bidet

When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it
Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet
by Jor240 November 29, 2018
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