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Nigger engineered

A term used when an object is taken apart and modified for another purpose: often ruining the functions of said device.
"I nigger engineered my stereo so my ipod could play through it."

"God damn, why you nigger engineering my stereo, now it wont play my CD's!"
by topherrrr January 18, 2009
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Chickenhawk Engineer

A person works in the engineering field who discusses and debates the best way method to perform a given task, but then consciously avoids doing the actual work themselves.
"It is quite amusing how Mark got so heated in the arguement about how to architect that widget but then the next day he avoids actually performing the very tasks that he was describing" said Frank.

Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."
by archyis February 17, 2009
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seagull engineering

An engineer who's sole job is to swoop in, take a shit on everything and fly away before it needs to be cleaned up..
john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..
by Fred Astaire's Heel January 21, 2011
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chemical engineer

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college
Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high
by zippi October 3, 2003
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jengineer

Noun: An engineer of unrivaled poor talent. A combination of the game Jenga and engineer.
What friggin jengineer is responsible for XP? This OS is Janky.
by geek April 29, 2003
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Engineering Gene

The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.

On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
by GeekiestGirl December 6, 2011
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Benkinersphobia

The fear of not receiving a Hogwarts letter at age eleven.
girl: I'll be 11 soon... *scared*
boy: don't have Benkinersphobia, it'll come.
by kelzb October 4, 2012
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