The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

Bellend

A ‘Bellend’ is another word for ‘Dickhead’ but it is the Scottish version.

Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!

by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018

Belvedere

A RICH ass city in Marin County, California near Tiburon. Belvedere has breathtaking views of downtown San Francisco and in fact the name Belvedere is derived from the Italian word "beautiful view".

Belvedere is so rich that the streets there might as well be paved with gold.

by Mplad December 10, 2007

belvedere

a middle class area bordering on a ghetto (thamesmead)
belvedere, bexley, kent, england
translates as 'beautiful view', as it looks out over much of london and essex
two parts, upper and lower, lower bit of a shit hole

guy a:Belvedere is such a ghetto
guy b: Fuck off before i knife you, wanker

by R SAVAGE June 18, 2006

bellend master.

similar to foreskin master, except not as high in ranking order. the foreskin masters right hand man.

the bellend master decided to steal cambridgshire and place it in his foreskin. the foreskin master overode his decision.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

Mr. Belvedere

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

by Mikey851 August 14, 2008