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Baconnoisseur

An expert on Bacon.
Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.
by Zmoosk May 19, 2010
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Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.
I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.
by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010
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Bacondog

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!
by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014
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Zombie Bacon

A strip of bacon that has been left out for to long without being cooked, and has become disgusting. If eaten, will cause zombie like behavior in infected.
dude1:"Dude theres still some bacon left."
dude2:"Don't eat that man, its zombie bacon."
dude1:"Whatever."~eats bacon~"Moooaaaaannn!"
dude2:"I warned you."
by PD4peace October 20, 2010
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Cooking bacon

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.
by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
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taken bacon

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?
by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016
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Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.
Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.
by josh haner December 20, 2008
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