Bus Hands

The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.

Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.

by Kinkstergay October 15, 2011

bus flip

To flip upside down using the poles on a bus. A common occurrence on the drunk bus.

The bus driver kicked me off the drunk bus after my friends convinced me to do a bus flip.

by JungleMT November 29, 2009

Bus Buddy

A person you only ever see/talk to on the bus, who you don't quite consider a friend, but are friendly to.

Person A: Hey! You're my new bus buddy!
Person B: Yeah!

(Person A never invites Person B out or to hang out with friends, but talks to Person B about everything whilst riding the bus)

by CamoShortShorts May 15, 2009

bus-bus

A double-decker bus, usually used in England or in large cities. Better than a bus because it is not as cramped and because riding in the top is more fun.

"There sure are a lot of people at this bus stop. If this isn't a bus-bus, we might not get on!"

by UVicStudent December 30, 2009

Bus fucked

It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.

You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.

Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.

Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!

by TheCav July 22, 2010

bus fucked

when you are driving and get stuck in the right lane behind a city bus while the rest of traffic flows freely in the left lane.

i got bus fucked and had to wait at the red light!!!

by noah mc June 30, 2006

bus uncle

A six-minute film showing a grumpy man scolding a fellow bus passenger in Hong Kong for interrupting his cell phone call.Bus Uncle,as the film is known,has been viewed nearly 1.7m times on the video website Youtube.com-the second most-viewed video on the site in May-spawning spoofs and new slang.The grainy film,which is apparently shot with a mobile phone on the top o'a double-decker bus, is hilarious for its absurdity and dramatic twists.The film starts with the middle-aged protagonist reacting strongly when a young man sitting behind him taps his shoulder 2 ask him 2 keep his voice down while talkin'on the phone.

Bus uncle:"I don't know you.You don't know me.Why do you do this?"the infuriated man says, punctuating the sentence by jabbing his right hand downward in the air.When the young man,who rarely talks back during the argument,expresses an unwillingness to continue the conversation, the middle-aged man explodes,"This is not resolved!This is not resolved!"-now a catchphrase in Hong Kong.He goes on to say:"I face pressure.You face pressure.Why did you provoke me?"Just when the dispute seems to have ended after the young man apologises and the two shake hands,the young man takes issue with profanity used by the middle-aged man,who then launches into another round of swearwords.Netusers've also added Chinese&English subtitles.The video has inspired numerous spoofs,including a karaoke version and a rap song using the middle-aged man's refrain:"I face pressure.You face pressure."

by Jackie Wong December 30, 2006