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burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018
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burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
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Night burrito

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
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Burrito Bread

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011
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Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
by Beef head bob May 3, 2018
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niggito burrito

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.
Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao
by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021
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Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
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