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Southern Cheese burrito

The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.
by The Meat Train May 3, 2009
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Guido Burrito

noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.
by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010
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burrito grease

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!
by friendlyfires May 19, 2009
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Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
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Burrito Bread

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011
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burrito friendship

A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.

It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.
Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.

Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.

Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.
by duckiemelon December 28, 2013
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burritocide

Last night Bob had the drunk munchies and commited burritocide
by tehoctopus January 19, 2015
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