Burrito beaner

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico

My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

burrito grease

cream, jizz, cum

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!

by friendlyfires May 19, 2009

burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.

I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.

by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018

Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.

-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy

by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014

Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011

Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.

Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).

by Paritybond February 6, 2022