Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 3, 2017

Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.

Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's

by hagottem April 9, 2019

Brandon

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends

That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.

by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.

“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”

by country girl69 December 15, 2019

Brandon

A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.

Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.

by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017

Brandon

The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.

Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick

by ;) memer (: June 4, 2017

Brandon

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.

Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.

by LittleMissSunshine3 October 14, 2022