Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.
by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010
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dumb blonde

A blonde who is dumb (in other words, a blonde). Also see: "Redundant."
by Sylocat October 17, 2007
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aviation blonde

A girl who dyes her hair blonde.

ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
by PostPunk April 18, 2003
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Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy
Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.
by SirZDefiner September 08, 2014
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blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.
Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.
by blondroast March 27, 2017
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Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.
Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?
by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022
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punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.
damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig
by zach284793 July 17, 2022
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