Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.

Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.

by Beatlistic October 1, 2009

Batchelor's son

A boy/man who's father is not married to his mother, a.k.a bastard

The guy who wrecked my car and left without stopping is a real batchelor's son.

by polarlord August 19, 2010

Bitchelor

A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.

"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

batchelor box

When you pack a meal up for your single friend to take home from a home cooked dinner, it’s not a doggie bag, it’s a Batchelor Box.

I’m glad you liked dinner Bob, can I pack you up a batchelor box?

by Gringateca September 18, 2022

Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.

Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”

by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021

thomas batchelore kent

A very unusual player, but always has a girlfriend even if it’s for one day, he has a girlfriend three time every month. He’s funny and a practical joker, he is jumpy and gets scared a lot, he’s not a magnet to the girls.

Oh my god why would any one want a Thomas batchelore kent

by Lambingson March 6, 2022