BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

beecrazy

Used to describe a passion for someone that is so majestic in this world, that it is comparable to the feeling Jesus Christ gets when he watches a disney movie.

An uncommon occurrence when the words "been" and "crazy" have been merged as one.

Someone that has a secret fetish for bees.

babby . i love u more then u know .. it has beecrazy .. but im always heer for u babby .. i love u I beecrazy aboat u

by YammyCakes May 18, 2011

beer bong zilla

A chick that is bad ass with a beer bong

She was a real beer bong zilla at the party last night !

by Gregster83 December 5, 2015

Beer regatta

“A complete week of hardcore alcohol and drug abuse in the summer month of august”

Poor young henry was too fucked up to give a damn that it was past his bed time... why? Because it was beer regatta.

by Beermassive January 24, 2019

Beer AIDS

The scientific name for novel coronavirus (COVID-19).

Tom Hanks got beer AIDS while vacationing in Australia.

The NBA just suspended its season because that idiot Rudy Gobert got beer AIDS.

by WensleydaleWallace March 12, 2020

[full beer flip cup]

A version of flip cup played by a room full of bros and preferably without shirts. Cups must be filled to the brim. This may or may not induce intense vomiting.

After a game of full beer flip cup, half the room chanted "FULL BEER FLIP CUP" while the other shirtless bros puked in the corner.

by 1014 Bros October 29, 2008