drinking B and crushing P

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.

Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.

by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010

P.E.B

Pigs eating bacon, a classic example of celebrated cannibalism among swine and related species.

Breaking news, P.E.B has struck a nearby slaughterhouse.

by Nienerino May 26, 2016

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

C.P.A.B.H

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

p the b

Used when my boyfriend or I would like a cone/bong packed ready to smoke.

Stands for "Pack the Bong".

Used mainly when kids are around.

Berni: P the B Herni
Herni: Mmmkay Berni, as long as you P the B for me once you're finished.

by Chiggy January 10, 2005