A long period of time in which no one speaks because something has been said that either 1.) ended the conversation 2.) something odd, morbid, surprising, ect. has been said 3.) inturupted the converation resulting in loss of topic. Usually followed by small talk.
1.) My class was having a discussion on the book We're reading, and when the teacher didn't have anything to say, John yelled out, "Awkward Silence...!"
2.) When John told Jake to f*** off, there was a long awkward silence between the two of us.
3.) I was talking to John, and when his friend called him into the other room, their was an awkward silence between my other friend because we didn't know what to talk about.
2.) When John told Jake to f*** off, there was a long awkward silence between the two of us.
3.) I was talking to John, and when his friend called him into the other room, their was an awkward silence between my other friend because we didn't know what to talk about.
by hoplesslyinlove December 1, 2010
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In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
by The Awkward Witch November 13, 2010
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A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
by Metalspork December 9, 2007
Get the awkward soldier mug.1. A phrase used when something awkward happens and is usually accompanied by a pinky grab
2. The title given to a group of really sweet kids
2. The title given to a group of really sweet kids
"And if he tries to insult my religion: Pokemon, I'll rip my clothes off and beat the shit out of him" -Ashley
"HELLO AWKWARD" -everyone else
"HELLO AWKWARD" -everyone else
by The Freaky One November 10, 2008
Get the Hello Awkward mug.A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.
Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
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Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
AcronymsA.M.H.
"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
Get the awkward man hug mug.Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
by Rosemary Ruth December 30, 2007
Get the Awkward Arm mug.When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.
by Mikelowry October 26, 2009
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