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Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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Attention

Is everyone paying attention?
Hym "You seeing this guy? You paying attention? He refuses to accept and answer that isn't "You're trying to game the system. At ratchet yourself up to a status you do deserve." Wrong. If I'm the prerequisite text for the the Joker (I had someone shout TJ out the window at me the other day), Goblin slayer, Platinum End, Jujutsu Kaisen (both of which you're included in your peripheral association to me and one of which you're portrayed as the obsessed narcissist you actually are) then THAT is the status I deserve. Because I am that and in being that I meet the criteria for creative achievement IN YOUR OWN WORDS. And I don't mean narcissistic in the modern sense (because now it's used as more of a buzz term for "people who don't behave in congruence with my worldview"). I mean it's an actual observable behavior. So observable that even someone half way across the globe can see it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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Unnecessary attention

Pretty much all attention gained on the internet, mainly for being "hawt" in a myspace photo. Generally, it doesn't get you anywhere, other than possibly somewhat mending your insecurities for like 5 seconds before you need to post a new picture for comments.
I logged on to whorespace today to get my fix of unnecessary attention!
by SortofFanboy January 17, 2009
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Touch touch attention

When your girl needs attention but physically touching attention
Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: ok *touches inner thigh*
Girl: yeeeeeeee
by Girl worlds June 2, 2020
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"I Want Attention" Syndrome

"I Want Attention" Syndrome is a slang for a person with HPD (Histrionic personality disorder). This kind of person would have an irritating appearance. Seeking approval and craving attention from others. Leading to inappropriate behaviors, extreme sensitivity, emotionally dramatic, and others having factitious somatic symptoms; Mistaking or faking an illness, an most common example is depression.

This sighting is more common on the internet with social medias. Defining someone with 'I Want Attention Syndrome' is to poke fun at them for their behavior. It is usually a bait for that person to make them angry, or a definition for a "group of people." Effectively, it's just a one-liner to define someone on Twitter.
"Okay, Mr. "I Want Attention" Syndrome.
by This Is An Idiot Speaking October 5, 2021
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Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012
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attention whore

by {The Bed Master} June 24, 2016
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