average Rivals Player

When ever you play the roblox game rivals there will be 12 year old larps who spam the words "ur poor" "show funds" if you call them bad at the game. This what the average rivals player does after they lose to timmy.

John: HAHA EZ win

extortherskintillsherepentstodemons: show funds brokie add me on tele @richeboy420comboss

John: Ur mad get better haha your just the average rivals player

average Rivals Player by synthable November 21, 2025

Average chainsaw man fan

A guy who’s taste is so fucking bad that you want to rip your organs out.

Guy 1: “omg he’s a fan of chainsaw man and he likes it!!! He has bad taste and I wanna rip out my organs!!!”

Guy 2: “aren’t all the females grown ass adults and denji is 16???? What the hell!!”

Guy: “he’s an average chainsaw man fan dude.”

chainsaw fan man: “nooooo stopppp *pouts* I’m not a gooner grrrrr…. You guys just don’t get it.”

Average chainsaw man fan by The #1 dick sucking machine January 15, 2026

Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas

Used whenever the aformentioned media is extremely and utterly boring, to the point where you'd rather be doing literally anything else. It sucks.

It's like watching paint dry. It's boring. Have we said that too many times now? Definitely.

"This game is like an Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas."
"Reading a movie review is similar to an Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas"

Average Experience Watching BFDI Creepypastas by anonymous April 28, 2026

savage not average 

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.

Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

savage not average by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

Sicker than your average by Eurostance November 28, 2010

Crackerbread average 

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

Crackerbread average by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

jack average 

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

jack average by adelews October 2, 2007