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Austin: Hey cumbutt.. how's that Palsy working out for ya?
austin by YourGirlfriendKatie February 3, 2010
A total dumbass, Smartass, and hott ass guy! who's bestfreind is thor.
Even though he's a dumbass I still wish I was still going out with Austin
Austin by Tinyness July 29, 2012
A person with unusually red hair. Most likely a skinny nerd who just plain sucks at life. He probably won't be able to see this entry because he mispells his name so much.
Man...ever since you dyed your hair red, became anorexic, started sucking at life, and mispelled your name uncontrollably, you've become such an Austin.
Austin by Lolz...PWN3D September 17, 2008
a douchebag who thinks he's cool and that he is "batman"
he is just a loser with a big head and huge undeserved ego
Austin is such a dick face
Austin by rykas0 December 27, 2009
1)The fukin As$wh0!e who will brake your heart A MILLOIN FU!CKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) A really cute blond whith skater hair green eyes,that gets a fuked up haircut and will now look like a rat mixture with a piccock.
3)The wierdo that texts you every day till FUKIN 4am IN the morning.

4)a perv that only wants sex.
5) another way to say chocolate:)
1)I hate micheal he did an austin to me a MILLION times :'(.
2)Omfg brian got an austin!!!!:O....that dommass.
3) austins wont let me sleep.FUKIN WIERDOS.
4)girl:hey maria i herd ur boifriend is an austin.
maria:ohhh HAIIL FUKIN NO.
girl:hmh its true.
5)I was all up last night having me some austin.
A tan blue eyed boy that is sweet and humorous however may at times try to act "cool" to fit in with a crowd. Will care for you like you've never seen before and if he falls for you, he'll fall in deeeeep. Can change under the influence of people but will still be him true self at heart. His laugh will make your day and his hugs are the best. Austins usually have a thing for eyes or smiles and will do anything to try and make you happy.
Friend 1 - Austin is so sweet he is such a good boyfriend!
Friend 2 - Omg you're so lucky! if only I had myself an Austin.
Austin by Piglet71 January 23, 2017