Getting athletic

Getting absolutely shitfaced; completely schnockered

Yo are we getting athletic tonight?

by Ddawg69 December 9, 2021

urban athlete

A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.

Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.

P1: Whats that?

P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.

by JacobBeau99 March 15, 2022

The most athletic guy in school

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.

Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield

by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

Athlete

Leighton Quinn

Leighton Quinn is an athlete

by LINTONQUINNTON October 29, 2021

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021