Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

Asspectacular

Fantastic; to have an 'apple-shaped' rear end; pert, with plex. Grabbable; capable of producing 'WHACK!' sounds upon slapping of cheek(s).

Holy cow! That girl's asspectacular!

by mj v1.0 September 2, 2003

Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

aspentuous

describing or pertaining to someone who is particularly white, awkward, and an overwhelmingly attractive candidate for making fun of; can also describe such a person's attitude, possessions, or specific mannerisms

Golly BJ! That shirt sure does make you look mighty aspentuous today!

by the dictionarians November 13, 2011

asspwned

Asspwned- to be pwned (owned) in the ass. Also used to refer to large amounts of pwnage or to add humiliation to being pwned.

Noob1: Holy crap dude you just 360 crossmap noscoped me !
L33t sniper: You just got asspwned noob.

by Noobertoober/nubtubber July 29, 2011

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003