the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.

Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.

by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012

Drink-assist

An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.

When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.

He poured the last of the lemonade and gave me a drink-assist and stared at me blankly.

by G Longfella June 25, 2023

Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.

You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.

by DanagerDamager December 20, 2021

Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2

Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...

by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024

Assistant Head

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.

That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.

by Scroody October 28, 2021