asshole

An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.

Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.

by vicfan March 25, 2004

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

asshole

Definition #1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected

Definition #2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total

jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy

Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole.

Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.

by Meh_defined_asshole March 02, 2010

asshole

Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004

asshole

suddenly remembering the capital of south korea

asshole is an expression used when someone remembers the capital of south korea

guy: what the is capital of south korea.
someone else: i don't know broe
guy: asshole!
someone else: oh yeah

by rher November 24, 2022

asshole

a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink

That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.

by anonymous January 27, 2004