assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.

"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"

by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004

Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.

That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.

Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.

by holmmm19 December 26, 2007

assfart sandwhich

When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"

by Keaton23 April 10, 2009

asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.

"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."

by Knotty1 February 7, 2010

AssHat

An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see

'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

by HairMetalGlamRock January 23, 2007

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006