assfaceish

being really stupid or egotastic

Bob was very assfaceish to his friends when he got an A+ on his test while they got B's.

by Chewphoria November 8, 2009

asscara

The mascara one would apply to their ass hair if mascara were used on hairy asses.

Her butthole was so hairy it winked at me, I think she applied asscara!

by angieledbetter August 15, 2010

Assyfart

One who lingers in the smell of rectum day by day, oblivious to their odor.

Dude here comes that assyfart, breathe through your mouth.

by AssyFart Mcturdshietz July 7, 2011

assfacinated

The art of watching, grabbing, squeezing, and playing with a hot girls butt cheeks for a long amount of time.

If you go to a party and your grabbing and squeezing a girls butt for a lengthy amount of time and don't want to stop, you would be assfacinated

by 9393844383 October 17, 2011

Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass

Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy

by Yace27 October 7, 2016

AssFracking

The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.

In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.

by davo77 June 1, 2016

Assfruit

Some kind of food that you wish you can have and eat but can’t. Is forbidden and makes you feel like crap.

“I can’t have sugar and I drank a soda. Now I feel like crap. Soda is such an assfruit”

by Karenksmith February 6, 2020