mr arthur

The type of teacher who will care for you for about 0.00000001 seconds right up until you look at him wrong and the he will become mad as hell and then proceed to screw your mum as "pay back".

Did you hear what that guy did to my mom he is a TOTAL mr arthur.

by ur mum ga October 7, 2021

william arthur goose

william arthur goose is the silliest goose to ever live. he is the mayor of silly goose town and also the president. he is so unbelievably silly and this is a fact

“who is the silliest goose?”
“oh that’s easy it’s william arthur goose”

by definitelynotphroggesoup December 8, 2021

Arthur Maki

Noun. Slang for a small mutt/dog of questionable mental stability; usually a poodle/badger hybrid.

Verb. A rapid, unprovoked attack by a dog.

That road kill looks like an arthur.

by Round Rock Animal Control April 12, 2005

arthur mellows

a school full of chavy road men who smoke weed all the time and girls who get pregnant at house parties and look 18 when they are actually 13.

oh yeah, that arthur mellows school, they are full of chavs

by big mysterious lad December 7, 2019

King Arthur

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009

Arthur

One with SMS (Short Man Syndrome), when mixed with alcohol an Arthur has the tendancy to become violent. Arthurs tend to act tougher than they are to appear to an audience as ferocious. Arthur's are typically lazy but loud mouthed. They talk with their hands a lot and say stupid things.

Guy 1: Did you see James at the party last night, he was acting like an ass because he was drunk but he was saying some pretty stupid things.

Guy 2: Oh so it sounds like he was being a total Arthur then.

Guy 1: Yeah pretty much.

by HaroldtripleSEKS February 12, 2008

Arthur

Slang for arthritis, especially the rheumatoid kind that gnarls your joints all up.

Lamont: Did you move that furniture like I asked you?

Fred Sanford: No son, I couldn't do it because of "Arthur" (then holds up a "cramped" hand), you know, my arthritis!

by mt3vsl June 20, 2009