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william arthur goose

william arthur goose is the silliest goose to ever live. he is the mayor of silly goose town and also the president. he is so unbelievably silly and this is a fact

“who is the silliest goose?”
“oh that’s easy it’s william arthur goose”

by definitelynotphroggesoup December 8, 2021

Hufflepuff

Ben Platt, Thomas Sanders, Cedric Diggory, Eddie Redmayne, Deadpool, and our father Jessie Paege

Who are the most Hufflepuff people ever?

by definitelynotphroggesoup September 11, 2019

jewleeyagh

omfg jewleeyagh is such a hottie and so epic like omg they’re also so nice and caring but they work at deez nuts which is lame asf they also have amazing style and know so much about crystals like such a big and sexy brain they’re also so funny and have me dying like every day

“i love jewleeyagh sm they’re so hot”

by definitelynotphroggesoup December 8, 2021