An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.
Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
by t-pop October 1, 2010
Get the high ball apology mug.One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".
Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.
by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020
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The inbox you receive from an embarassed friend/co-worker/colleague after a night of experiencing their drunken antics, apologizing for their behavior.
by FitzyBoy August 24, 2010
Get the Apology-Box mug.1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.
2. An apology you don't want.
2. An apology you don't want.
1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"
2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"
2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.
by Charlise November 2, 2007
Get the Apolojizz mug.Dear ______________,
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
Get the Apology Letter mug.When you are acting like a dog with its tail between his legs. Apologizing for everything you do whether you’re in the wrong or not.
Travis is a beta cuck apologist for saying he’s sorry for getting his hair cut and not being home when his girlfriend came home early from work.
by LootBoiSupreme July 9, 2018
Get the Beta Cuck Apologist mug.A mix between apology and lie. Particularly true when people are late. They always give you excuses that are often made up on their way, excuses that suit for an apology.
"I'll see you to-morrow at 6 at the "Land Oak", the 1st real date I have I'll be early to clear my throat... 6:20 then 30, 2 pints and a whisky and I see no one til 40 with an apololie that goes like this : "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a traffic jam...."
by DIDJË August 14, 2008
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