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Apache

A popular, free, and open-source webserver with massive supporting community and used by the vast majority of websites in the world.

Much more desirable when compared to IIS, due to it's vastly better security history and better dependability.
That website is down. Oh, wait, it's running on IIS.
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Apache Junction

Apache Junction is a city in Arizona, about 40 miles from Phoenix and the Central Metropolitan Area.

also known as AJ, Apache Junction is far away from the civilized cities of Arizona, it is a far drive for most people living in the metro area, which is a good thing.

Apache Junction is virtually 100% white trash shit. The population of Apache Junction is 95% white trash inbred rednecks, and 5% drunk fat indians who buy drugs from the rednecks.

It is known throughout the valley for being a METH haven. There are more meth-houses and cook-sites in this city than anywhere else in the state. The police are always arresting some redneck for making meth in his garage. Yet, the city is in the middle of nowhere and the police can't monitor all of it.

Apache Junction is also known for prostitution and nasty white trash whores. Since nobody works, all people do is fuck and sell drugs. So there are a lot of nasty, skank ass stinky hookers all over looking to make money for drugs, and their pimps are usually a big ugly hillbilly named Buck, or Buddy.

The schools have 50% dropout rates, and no colleges. There is not one normal, regular, classy person living in this city.

Apache Junction is the most nasty, filthy, dirty, drug infested, white trash, crime filled, vile, horrendous piece of shit city in the entire state of Arizona, and it should be used a testing site for nuclear weapons.

DO NOT GO TO APACHE JUNCTION if you visit Arizona.
guy 1: "damn look at that nasty white trash skank driving that 80's pickup truck with 3 babies in the front"

guy 2: "yah, she's from apache junction where everyone is a redneck with 3 babies in the front addicted to meth"
by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011
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porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.
Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.
by KJS August 18, 2005
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Apocolypse

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight
(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE
by Zackfett May 14, 2008
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Apoceclipse

People who think the Eclipse of August 2017 is the Revelation 12 sign and think the world is getting worse due to "birth pains" which were mentoined. These people watch a lot of conspiracy videos on YouTube. The people who believe this really think the world governments are controlled by Satan and everything we know is a lie.
Jesus is coming back soon due to the eclipse. It's the Apoceclipse.
by 1973memes with helicopters September 8, 2017
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apocracy

The process of changing something so much that it loses it original meaning.
The apocracy of religious doctrine has created confusions among the faithful.
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Apocalypse Please

first song on the album, "Absolution", by Muse an English Rock/Pop band that has recently become popular in the U.S.
The song Apocalypse Please is about the end of the world and that the people of the world should "change the course of history." The song could even be in reference to world leaders "wanting" the end of the world.
World leaders's actions make it seem as if they would say, "apocalypse please"
by emasame November 3, 2006
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