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American Horror Story

An amazing programme which is great for horror lovers- there are currently four seasons:
Murder House- which is about ghosts
Asylum- features demonic possession, serial killers and zombie things
Coven- focuses on witches in New Orleans
Freak Show- which centers on a freak show in the lowly town of Jupiter, Florida.
Contains sexually explicit scenes and bad language. It's rated an 18 but should be like a 15
Person #1: Omg did you see American Horror Story last night?
Person #2: Yeah! Evan Peters is so hot!!
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USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
Tbilisi slang for "cool" in the '80s.
"Es amerikuli ludi ar amerikulia"--This American beer is not so cool.
amerikuli by Not R December 19, 2008

Amentist 

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.
Amentist by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia
You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.
Amentistic by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

American Psycho

A controversial 1991 novel written by American author Bret Easton Ellis.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.

The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.

An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.

The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.

Quotes:

"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"

American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
American Psycho by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
Amelia is pretty nice. She always answers with a smile and for some reason just seems to make friends with everybody really quick. She drinks tea, and when she does she holds her cup like a queen and pretends that is what she is. Honestly, it's scary how quick she can gain someone's trust.
X: i really trust that girl
Y: her name is amelia
X: THAT EXPLAINS IT!!!
Amelia by reilei February 16, 2019