Alanic

Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".

"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.

by Kanaris February 1, 2009

Alanis Morissette

reached the pinacle of success in her late teens in canada as a cheerful pop singer. Then Uncle Joey from Full House dumped her and she became all femanistic and reached global success in the mid 90's with her songs about angst.

Her pre-breakup songs were very bubblegum pop. Then she came out with songs like "You oughta know" and "Ironic."

by coolkid4 September 6, 2005

Alana

Hot

Alana is hot

by EmmaMacomb May 4, 2017

Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.

1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."

by Alan G July 23, 2008

Alanis Morissette

A Canadian singer who has a powerful singing voice and has written some pretty amazing songs. Her most well-known hit is 'Ironic' and the album people remember her by is 'Jagged Little Pill'. Shame really. I have 'The Collection' and there are some fantastic songs on that.

It's a shame people only remember Alanis Morissette for 'Ironic'

by The-Movie-Goddess January 19, 2007

Alanis

The Mexican girl who always eats and doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else. Yup that’s her.

Me: alanis don’t be an ass.
Alanis: that’s just me

by CalpInvies October 26, 2019

Alana

Alana is probably one of the most sassiest people you will meet. Also VERY talkative. She's a slow eater except for when it comes to sweets. Although she's deemed a smart person, you may be confused at times. Alana is a social butterfly and loves to crack a good joke .... or a couple. Most times, an Alana is photogenic AF! If you have an Alana in your life, you have been blessed.

"She's such a slow eater..."
"Yeah, of course. She's Alana!"

by rsuz June 9, 2018