Jack

A stand up guy, pretty adorable. Cocky but then also has a sweet tone to his personality. He wants to get to know you but has to many friends so he doesn’t make time for you. So fuck him.

Me: you’re adorable <3
Jack: Uh... I have friends. Bye.

by CalpInvies October 27, 2019

Alanis

The Mexican girl who always eats and doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else. Yup that’s her.

Me: alanis don’t be an ass.
Alanis: that’s just me

by CalpInvies October 27, 2019

Nwah

A distorted cat noise you make as a mating call, mostly females call this to guys they like.

Girl: NWAHHH
Friend: stop mating I’m right here

by CalpInvies October 27, 2019