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Alec

A guy that is confused a lot, and usually hates most good music. Alec’s usually create lists of the hottest girls they see, so you better hope you make the list.
“I really hope I’m on Alec’s list....”
by Coreisbestmusic July 26, 2018
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alec hole

Alec took big shit
now he has alec hole
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Alec got boned

now he has Alec hole
by Alecisnohomo69 March 9, 2020
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alec

Alec is amazing he's hot, amazing at sports, and gets all the girls if you don't like him he won't care at all he is a really good friend and will always be there
by ajkid August 31, 2017
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Alec

A guy who is looking for a great relationship but will never find it
He is such a Alec
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ALEKS

The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.

1 week later, 12:42 am:

Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*

"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall June 4, 2018
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Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
by your real nаme November 15, 2021
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Ivan Aleksandar

Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.
Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??

Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!
by koismb March 6, 2013
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