The Aikenhead

The 'Jasper Aikenhead' is a rather unusual specimen, however not easy to miss. He spends much of his time hanging from the ball-sack, suspended above a jacuzzi filled with turtle cum. When the turtle cum evaporates the 'Jasper Aikenhead' captures the fumes, usually inhaling them through a chalice made of rectuminal tissues. However, it is also known the evaporated turtle cum is used to pleasure the eye socket of the 'Jasper Aikenhead. When in the presence of a 'Jasper Aikenhead' a strong odour can be noticed, it varies, but most often it is a mixture of burnt camel piss and lightly shat second hand Quavers. In the unlikely event that the 'Jasper Aikenhead' has a penis (very unlikely event) it is typically very, very, very small. If a 'Jasper Aikenhead' feels threatened he can deploy his defence mechanism - shitting himself.

Crowd of people; AHHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Jasper Aikenhead; *shits himself*

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by Mandingo Flamingo September 13, 2021

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Idc.akeno

A tiktoker that never misses, and he's lowkey sexy

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"Oh yeah you mean that sexy mother fucker"

by Idc.akeno September 14, 2021

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Evan Aiken

A 7th grader at Charles S. Rushe Middle School, located in Land O' Lakes, Florida.

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by BBCLOVER69420UWU February 1, 2024

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Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways

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by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024

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