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The Akron Hammer (verb)

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.
Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy
by King HAMMER December 25, 2009
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akron

the tapered tubular portion of the foreskin that extends beyond the glans and terminates at the orifice of the foreskin. The word itself originates from the ancient Greek akron meaning farthest bounds uttermost parts and highest extreme as well as tip. In ancient Greece and classical painting it was considered the perfection of beauty of the penis.
They just stood there adoring his impressively proportioned akron.
by chilily August 23, 2007
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Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef June 14, 2007
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Avonte

A somewhat tall male with an extremely microsocopic penis. Is also horrible in bed and usually has Gauneria. Suffers from penis shrinkage when with a woman. Usaually mistaken for a woman.
Hey i saw Bob in the locker room, i swear he's an Avonte.
by buttmonkeyturdbeast March 3, 2010
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akron ohio

A diverse area with a large multitude of cultural influence. Certain celebrity's such as Lebron James, Club Drugs(Mike Burkley) , and John Legend all originated from here. Home of Akron University, Zubs, and Tuesday's at Thursday's.
by Dr. Feelgood August 17, 2016
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Avondale

A shithole neighborhood in Cincinnati that houses enough black people to film a Tarzan Trilogy. Of course since the area is predominately black, crime and murder have overrun the already wasted, God awful, desolate, El Salvadorian looking streets.

Positives: If you need a 3rd party post dated check cashed at 3AM, come on down.Some of the other attractions include cheap liquor, crack dealers, prostitutes and Greasy chicken. You can also buy a 47 bedroom home there for less than 30k

Negatives: What else do you need other than the aformentioned high black population
I would rather jack off a Wildcat in a phone booth then drive thru Avondale aka Planet of the Apes.
by Dirty Honkey July 3, 2008
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Avon Old Farms

The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.
Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
by Westy Girl March 31, 2009
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