african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

african flapjacks by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

African Belt Buckle 

When you pull your balls out of your zipper, tuck them under your belt and let them hang over the front of your belt buckle.

Marcus broke out the African belt buckle for the girls at the movie theater.

African Belt Buckle by B242 July 19, 2009

African Rodeo 

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

African Rodeo by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

African Crockpot 

A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.

Yo, Pete! I heard Josh gave her the African Crockpot!

African Crockpot by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009

African American 

First Man. Soil of earth, breath of God, African American. Men who earned their Freedom, yet their Souls know.

African American first breath from God.

African American by Déjà vu -ImAlreadyThere August 23, 2011

African Child 

(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.

American Idiot sucked, man, but it wasn't an African Child until they did a fucking musical.

African Child by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010

African Apple Bob 

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

African Apple Bob by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008