Appalachian Thunder

When a peg-legged hillbilly chases a girl around the house, pins her in a corner, and proceeds to have anal sex. The "thunder" reference comes from the sound of thunder as his peg leg bounces on the floor during the chase. Appalachian Thunder is often finished off by a solid donkey punch.

"Hell fire, did you hear about Billy Bob running an Appalachian Thunder on his cousin? Sure did, but the jokes on him cause she has AIDS"

by T--Rex April 8, 2009

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by JDiZZlExxXX420 March 17, 2011

appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.

Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?

by c-yrle June 22, 2009

appallitician

pronunciation: ə-pä-lə-ˈti-shən

part of speech: noun

definition: an appalling politician.

Toronto's crack-smoking, lying, bicycle-hating psychopath of a mayor, Rob Ford, is the quintessential appallitician.

by Matt Skipper November 11, 2013

Appalachian Dam

When you finish in a girl’s anus and hold cum in until it boosts out of the side.

Person 1:Your girlfriend sure looks tired

Person 2: Yep, she hasn’t been able to walk correctly since I gave her the Appalachian Dam.

by CaptainSivDad October 18, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005