amazon river angler 

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.

dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

amazon river angler by angler9000 May 8, 2009

Los Angeles Lame Duck 

When one attempts to have intercourse without "wood".

the man ran out of viagra so he resulted in a Los Angeles Lame Duck

Los Angeles Lame Duck by Mattahew February 3, 2006

los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap

The Clippers never resign free agents

los angeles clippers by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Los Angeles Fakers 

Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.

Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."

Los Angeles Fakers by manSTFD May 8, 2011

Guardian Angels

A non-profit public safety and crime prevention organization founted in 1979 in the Bronx to combat crime on the subways and has spread throughout the world. They conduct safety patrols in cooperation with local law enforcement. They are distiguished by their red berets and white t-shirts or red jackets with an emblem which has wings and a watchful eye. They do not carry any weapon but are extensively trained in martial arts and self defense.

The Guardian Angels caught the rapist

Guardian Angels by archangelmichael December 20, 2010

Wingless Angels 

The secret society within Denison University. Consists of 6 seniors and a junior, masked and clothed with WA hoodies when in action.

It was hilarious when the Wingless Angels treated east quad with kegs and fireworks.

Wingless Angels by thegodfather37 November 24, 2009

angler 

A fisherman. Sportfisherman commonly refer to themselves as anglers. No one really knows why. It sounds cool.

The angler stayed with the 600lb Blue Marlin for the entire 2 hours it took to real her in!

angler by Matty Hendrix May 21, 2006