by ek kitchen crew December 09, 2010
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
by Stephen A.B. October 17, 2019
when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
by Jubencio Ferreria March 16, 2010
When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
by Maxipad skirtrash February 04, 2017
The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.
It's Harry Potter Melon Time!
by garbagecharacter December 12, 2011
Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
1:how did last night go?
2:dude! i ran out of viagra!
1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
2:dude! i ran out of viagra!
1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
by revealthesensuality April 04, 2009