Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008

Stupid-Smart

A person who is so smart that it's stupid. This phrase defines a level of intelligence that shouldn't be possible or a level of intelligence and wisdom that is very rare. This phrase does not just define a person who thinks outside of the box, but it defines someone who goes a level beyond that which breaks the conventional thought pattern of human wisdom.

A lot of people misuse this word and think that it means a person who is stupid that tries to act smart, but that's not what this phrase means. The reason 'stupid' goes before 'smart' is because it enhances the word smart. There are levels of smart like: very smart, insanely smart, and finally stupid smart. Since stupid is the polar opposite of smart it means that the phrase "stupid smart" is the highest level of smart that exists as a phrase.

Damon has an IQ of 300, that guy stupid-smart.

Cassandra is stupid-smart, she just discovered how to solve every manmade problem since creation of time.

by IzayaOrihara May 14, 2020

book smart

A common characterization used by people who are uneducated to describe and feel superior to people who are, themselves, actually educated.

"Well, sure he's all book smart, but can he change an oil filter?"

by Lynns Daughter February 11, 2010

dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

by Matumbo October 3, 2007

smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.

Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

smart drunk

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.

Your such a smart drunk Jeff

by Deloss January 15, 2009