runner skank

a long distance runner who enjoys skanking it up with fellow runners, in a good way

Sarah and Daphne like to wear fishnets while running. This qualifies them as runner skanks.

by redred October 15, 2006

Gutter Runner

A person who drives abnormally close to the curb.

Generally the elderly.

Bill - Slow down, It looks like that cars gonna park.

Ted - Nah, It's just a gutter runner.

by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Mud Runner

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

by Nabik July 1, 2011

Homestar Runner

the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad

Homestar: Hello, and welcome to
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!

by Jackie November 10, 2003

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

Pull a runner

Legit what it means.

Pulling a runner means running away from something, like your problems, debts, cocaine debts, and Mr. Escobar's henchmen.

Pablo Escobar: One of our clients pulled a runner, go get him.

''I had to pull a runner from that party, some drunks attacked me.''

by weird eye the science guy July 24, 2018

Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.

The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.

by The Logophile May 4, 2010