fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018

Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it

Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.

by JosephKnows June 20, 2020

Fuzzy buzzy

Bee

That fuzzy buzzy stung me!

by Bamfalamf May 16, 2018

Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.

John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.

by jewface69 September 8, 2009

Fuzzy Hannah

A little-known but somewhat disgusting carnival game somewhat like soggy biscuit wherein the participants partake of a semen cocktail.

Mark was so blitzed on cheap alcohol he didn't realize he was taking partaking of a Fuzzy Hannah.

by piston_broke June 19, 2013

Fuzzy wuzzy

:Was a bear, fuzzy wussy has no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy, was he?

Yo! Is that fuzzy wuzzy?

by Billybobjow December 29, 2021