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Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.
Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O
by Buddy Weiser March 28, 2011
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chinese rocket

When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt
She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket
by Slothssssss April 14, 2017
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chinese haircut

A rubbing of your nuckles on someone's head in a painful manner
Ah damn Garrett just gave me a Chinese haircut
by Hannajr April 17, 2017
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chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.
Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog
by messy potatoes June 1, 2010
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Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses
PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
by Peegies February 9, 2009
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malaysian chinese

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!
by In hope for better Malaysia April 18, 2011
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French chinese

A large sub culture that is partly chinese and is also partly french, Most french chinese stay to there self in a unknown town which as far as we know is called toronto ontario.
Me:
Damnit bradley why are you such a french chinese
Bradley:Hey,shut up
by righteous-dude43 March 5, 2009
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