by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018
Get the blob and a halfmug. A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020
Get the Slob Blobmug. an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
Get the blobmug. its a project that moriah elizabeth made , she makes blobs and then paints them . she wants to make 5,000 of them
by zuzi :) June 27, 2024
Get the blob universemug. A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 2, 2023
Get the Blobmug. by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015
Get the Boner blobmug. An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021
Get the Blob Sealmug.