Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
by halffried December 9, 2008

$20.00 bill
by PickieChickie April 19, 2016

The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
by Scientists 👩🔬 January 15, 2021

Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
by ttjdaustinn October 31, 2015

"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."
by Mychelle December 17, 2006

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
by Yourlocaldogeater January 18, 2020

by Funny as hell December 19, 2019
