iPiss Pro Max™

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.

Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.

by PoopSlave97 July 26, 2023

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The gaggle O' gays ™

A gaggle O' gays is a term meaning a group of stupid or silly gay/LGBT+ people

Gay1 wow that's what he said

Gay2 hahahah
Gay1 hahaahaha
Not gay1 what are they lagging about???
Not gay2 it's just The gaggle O' gays ™

by Mr Clegg heel June 16, 2018

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"yo, can you give me a shitty meme from 2016?"
"yeah sure use The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test"

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

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Jesse-Gay-Boi™

A little gay boi named Jesse.

Jesse-Gay-Boi™ is trash compared to me.

by gracio_kart April 1, 2020

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The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

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